Tuesday, June 29, 2010

I had the pleasure of going to one of the best baseball games that I have ever seen in person this past Sunday: Dodgers vs. Yankees. (Which happens to be my two favorite teams) But I was reminded that some players think it is okay to act out anyway they want. Throwing bats and yelling at umpires, is not okay. As Ron Burgundy would say: that is not classy. Below is part of an article about the game, that explains what happened. (And I also added a picture from the view of my amazing seats!)

Portion from ESPN.com:

Dodgers outfielder Garret Anderson, who had just entered the game in left in the top of the ninth, and catcher Russell Martin were ejected by plate umpire Chris Guccione in the ninth and 10th innings, respectively.

Anderson took what he thought was ball four on a 3-1 pitch from Yankees closer Mariano Rivera in the bottom of the ninth, but Guccione called it strike two. Anderson then flied out to left, and as he jogged off the field he must have yelled something at Guccione, because the umpire stared at him for a few seconds and then threw him out. Torre reacted by charging onto the field and arguing with Guccione for a couple of minutes before crew chief Jerry Crawford guided Torre back to the dugout.

"I'm not talking about it," Anderson said after the game.

Then, with Loney on first and nobody out in the 10th, Martin took what he thought was ball four on a 3-2 pitch from Rivera, only to have Guccione ring him up. Martin responded by slamming his bat to the ground, causing it to splinter, and Guccione ran him immediately. Torre came onto the field again, but this time only to guide Martin back to the dugout so that he didn't argue to the point of drawing a suspension.













-MRF

Monday, June 28, 2010

Chris Brown: Rude self-absorbed infantile narcissist, or truly sad man?

Singer Chris Brown performed a tribute to Michael Jackson on the BET Awards show the other night, and after a pretty intense dance sequence, tried to sing "Man in the Mirror." Personally, I think he was out of breath, lost his way, and turned the inability to catch his breath into a "breakdown." No matter what, he made it all about Chris Brown, not Michael Jackson.

What do you think? http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1642473/20100627/brown__chris__18_.jhtml#more

Chris Brown Melts Down During BET Awards Michael Jackson Tribute

Singer dances flawlessly but is overcome by emotion when time comes to sing.

When Jamie Foxx, Ne-Yo and New Edition were performing tributes to Michael Jackson during last year's BET Awards show, Chris Brown was nowhere to be found, even though many felt he was an obvious choice to honor the fallen legend. Brown's assault on Rihanna several months earlier presumably kept him out of the show.

On Sunday night (June 27), Brown finally got his chance to publicly honor the man he idolized -- and while his dancing was flawless, when the time came for him to sing, he simply fell apart.

After being introduced by Jermaine Jackson, Brown beautifully channeled Michael as he danced to "Remember the Time," "Smooth Criminal" and "Billie Jean." Yet when he grabbed a mic to sing "Man in the Mirror," he choked up, visibly weeping.

"I'm gonna make a change for once in my ..." Brown's voice trailed off. He was out of breath and sounded hoarse. Tears stained his cheeks as he paced the stage, holding the microphone by his side. "This ... wind is blowing my ... Who am I to..." He clearly knew the lyrics but they failed to come out.

Brown faded in and out of the song, closing his eyes, grimacing, trying to soldier on. Whether it was the emotion of the moment or the past 16 months, Brown struggled and failed to find his voice, even though the pre-recorded backing vocals played on.

Finally, he gave up, raised a bandaged finger to the sky and fell to his knees as Michael Jackson's voice could be heard saying, "I'm starting with the man in the mirror." The camera cut from Brown to an audience member who clearly uttered "Oh my God," in shock.

The full article on MTV.com here: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1642473/20100627/brown__chris__18_.jhtml#more

-hmg

Sunday, June 27, 2010

There is no stop sign, so keep it moving!

Dear Lady that does not know how to drive-

I understand that sometimes we do not know exactly where we are going. But when there is a two way stop and you are not the one with the stop sign, move it! I honked at you because you were blocking traffic. Really, was your middle finger necessary? First of all, you did not even do it correctly(the middle finger part). Second, you were in the wrong(the driving and finger part). If you do not know where you are going, pull over so that the rest of us do not have to suffer. Have a lovely day and suck it!

-MRF

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Timing's Everything: Joe Jackson Slaps Doc With Wrongful Death Suit

Dear Mr. Jackson- It might be a good idea for you to stop trying to capitalize on your son's death. He did not want you in his life when he was alive, so why would he want you filing law suits now on his behalf? Do everyone a favor and go away. Just an idea, but why don't you try to mourn in private. Another idea: How about taking a little responsibility for what happened to your son.

Timing's Everything: Joe Jackson Slaps Doc With Wrongful Death Suit

Friday, June 25, 2010

Urinetown II - why we need plastic bags....

Yup, that's a bag-o-pee in the street, near the curb, because NYC does not have many public restrooms for the many drivers on our fair streets. So, when one does not have a bottle for "sun tea," one must improvise. Paper or plastic?



-hmg

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Walking can be so hard....

Does the following happen in your town? In California, deep in the suburbs, people are very lucky to have big shopping centers to park and get their groceries. But it always amazes me that people do not seem to know how to put their carts away. Maybe it is too difficult for them to walk a couple of feet? Or maybe they are just lazy? I think the second scenario wins.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Bashes Bravo: Reality Show Set Me Up!

This could very well be true, but how would anyone know? Maybe if this kid had her s**t together, this would not even have been an issue. Maybe it is just me, but does anyone else think that LL should start taking some responsibility for her actions instead of blaming others? You be the judge.

Lindsay Lohan Bashes Bravo: Reality Show Set Me Up!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Nasty...the lightrail is not a trashcan!

A fan of the website, Matthew, sent these two pictures from the same train! Gum in the first picture and you can see clearly what the problem is on the second picture.


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Monday, June 21, 2010

Our New Webisode - An Encore: "The Stage Whisperer"

[Thanks to Film News Briefs for another nice write-up about Hey Rude today: http://filmnewsbriefs.com/2010/06/heyrude-com/ ]

We've got even more hilarious webisodes coming out soon, kudos to our filmmaker pal Jon Ecklund of Dream Out Loud Media for his skillz!



Check out all our webisodes; on the right side of our page you can click on all the videos, or check us out on YouTube by entering "HeyRude1" or clicking on
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD0XIsHyQdk&feature=related

-hmg

Sunday, June 20, 2010

In Honor of Fathers Day

In honor of today, I just thought this was funny.... Click on the title of this blog or cut and paste the link below:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mike-bender/fathers-day-the-12-weirde_b_617754.html#s102683

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Seriously, who do you think you are?

Some people have a lot of nerve. First, your kid is a celebrity and you are not. Who gives you the right to think you are entitled to anything for free?

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/06/18/dina-lohan-gets-in-ice-cream-scuffle/




Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The View - Kathy Griffin vs Elisabeth Hasselbeck (6-15-10)

Did Elisabeth Hasselback really think that she could go up against Kathy Griffin? And seriously, could she have been ruder during this interview, by sitting with a frown on her face? If you did not want to be there, Liz, you should have called in sick!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Monday, June 14, 2010

Via Consumerist: NYC CVS Caught Dumping Old Prescriptions On Sidewalk

One would think that, after paying out over $2 million in 2009 for improperly disposing customers' prescription info, CVS would have a tighter lid on how they handle this sensitive information. If so, someone at a CVS pharmacy in Manhattan didn't get the news.

On Friday, a stack of old prescriptions was found sitting on the sidewalk outside that CVS. Anyone could pick up the papers and see some of your most personal info... which is exactly what the NY Daily News did.

The News tracked down some of the customers whose scrips they found on the street. "I'm just so angry. I'm going to blow my stack!" said one woman, whose 2002 prescription for fioricet with codeine was in full public view outside the CVS."

For the full story on Consumerist: http://consumerist.com/2010/06/nyc-cvs-caught-dumping-old-prescriptions-on-sidewalk.html


Daily News story below, just click link:

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/06/13/2010-06-13_patients_swallow_dose_of_negligence.html

-hmg

Sunday, June 13, 2010

"We can't sleep at night because of the vuvuzelas. "

Via Gawker and The Guardian:

World Cup organiser considers vuvuzela ban after TV complaints

Owen Gibson in Johannesburg

guardian.co.uk,

"Fifa says it will take action if it finds grounds to do so

Football fan with vuvuzela


The vuvuzela may face a possible stadium ban after complaints over noise levels. Photograph: Christof Koepsel/Bongarts/Getty Images

Their cacophonous din has so far been a soundtrack for the World Cup, to the delight of some and the profound annoyance of others. But organisers said that the vuvuzela, one of the most visible and certainly most audible motifs of the tournament's opening weekend, could yet be banned from inside stadiums.

Organising committee chief executive Danny Jordaan said he would continue to monitor their use and that a ban could be enforced if there were "grounds to do so".

Fifa and organisers have already said that they will ban the instrument if any are thrown onto the pitch or used as a weapon and urged fans not to blow them during national anthems.

"We did say that if any land on the pitch in anger we will take action. We've tried to get some order. We have asked for no vuvuzelas during national anthems or stadium announcements. It's difficult but we're trying to manage the best we can," he told the BBC.... "

Get the rest of the story here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/13/world-cup-vuvuzela-ban-tv-complaints

and here: http://gawker.com/5562294/those-crappy-horns-may-be-banned-from-world-cup-games

-hmg

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Woman is arrested for leaving 12-year-old home during marriage trip to Washington

Back in the day, I spent a day or so alone in my house when I was 12 years old. A day. If it was a weekend, my mom would make sure I went to a friend's house or the neighbor's. But this mom decided it was okay to leave her daughter alone for a week. With ten bucks and three dogs. AWESOME MOM!

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/06/mount_oilive_woman_is_arrest_f.html

-hmg

Friday, June 11, 2010

'Extreme Poodles' Reinvents Reality TV, One Manicured Paw at a Time

Is it just me or does this border on animal abuse? I just find it rude and wrong, but what do you think? Click on the link and comment below.

'Extreme Poodles' Reinvents Reality TV, One Manicured Paw at a Time

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Airlines need to get it together....

Delta apologizes for putting kids on wrong flights

MINNEAPOLIS – Delta Air Lines blamed a paperwork mix-up for sending two children to the wrong cities as they flew under the airline's unaccompanied minors program.

Delta said the children were connecting through Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport on Tuesday when they were put on the wrong connecting flights because of a "paperwork swap."

Delta spokesman Paul Skrbec on Wednesday said a boy ended up in Cleveland instead of Boston while a girl was sent to Boston instead of Cleveland. He would not release information about the children, citing passenger privacy.

WHDH-TV in Boston identified one of the children as 9-year-old Kieren Kershaw, who was flying alone from Spokane, Wash., to Boston to visit his grandparents when his paperwork was switched with the girl's paperwork during the Minneapolis layover. The girl also was traveling alone.

"It was just weird. I was like, 'I'm supposed to be at Boston, not Cleveland.' It was just weird," Kieren told the station after eventually landing in Boston.

Kieren said employees apologized to him when he was in Cleveland.

"'Sorry for leaving you here when you're really supposed to be in Boston,'" the boy quoted employees telling him. "It was kind of nice. They gave me some free food and some Dunkin' Donuts."

Kieren's grandfather, Larry Kershaw, criticized Delta.

"We're paying them to check on him and be with him. They just threw him in the plane like anybody else, they didn't even ask his name to match the paperwork," Kershaw told WHDH.

"Not only that, there's another child, a little girl, that came to Boston. We don't even know who she was. So you mean to tell me you mixed up a boy and a girl and the paperwork?" he said.

Larry Kershaw did not return a phone message left at his Massachusetts home.

Skrbec said he didn't have details about how the mix-up happened and said it was under investigation. Delta said the two children were under airline supervision at all times.

"The situation itself is exceedingly rare, and we take it very seriously," Skrbec said. He wasn't able to give any numbers on how frequently such incidents happen.

Delta's policy for children traveling alone requires unaccompanied service for all children ages 5-14 when they are not traveling in the same compartment with an adult at least 18 years old or the child's parent or legal guardian. Under the rules, an unaccompanied child cannot be booked on the last connecting flight of the evening, to prevent the need for an overnight hotel stay. The policy also sets several identification requirements for the child and for the adults dropping off or picking up.

Delta said it has apologized to the families, sent the children to their final destinations at no cost, arranged full refunds for the children's tickets and provided credits to the families for future travel

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

YES, THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A STUPID QUESTION


This weekend, I had the good fortune to go to a great conference. It was an amazing networking opportunity. Also there were great seminars that gave you interesting information. The biggest problem: people asking stupid questions. For those people, I write the following things that you should live by:

1. Do not tell people who you are and list your credits. No one cares.
2. Do not thank the people for coming. You had nothing to do with them being there.
3. Do not talk about the project you are working on and ask how to sell it. Again, no one cares.
4. Make your question something that everyone in the room can benefit from.
5. If you have a question about a specific thing you are doing, ask them outside of the seminar, not in front of everyone. (and even then you might not want to)
6. If you are not sure if you should ask the question, then do not ask it. Go with your gut.

There are probably some more things that can be added to this list. If you have any, add them to the comment section below.



-MRF

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Monday, June 7, 2010

Bars are not for the kids....

A fan of the site, sent this picture in.

Fan says: Please please parents! Stop seating your kids at the bar. Its no place for children!


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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Don't think I don't see you texting, Mister M96 Bus Driver.

Sadly, I did not have my camera to take a shot of the SECOND TIME I witnessed a bus driver simultaneously texting and driving on the crosstown M96 bus here in Manhattan. This makes me insane with rage. When your job is to drive people, and your union makes sure you get plenty of breaks and rest, and you have people standing up in the aisles of the bus, then you DAMN WELL BETTER NOT LOOK DOWN AT YOUR CROTCH WHERE YOU THINK PEOPLE CANNOT SEE YOU TYPING YOUR VERY IMPORTANT THINGS ONTO THE TINY KEYBOARD, JACKASS. I held off calling the complaint line, because they make you wait and ask if you are willing to come to court, blah blah blah, but now I am seriously considering action. Yesterday, as I was crossing 96th Street around 4 pm, the East-bound M96 driver was in traffic, moving, and through his window I saw him holding his phone and texting as he drove between Lexington and Third Avenues....I hope someone from the MTA reads this blog (actually, I know some do) and I hope this jerk gets in trouble.

I understand that we all need to communicate with family and/or friends once in awhile at the workplace. But driving a bus full of un-seatbelted and standing people means you better damn well wait until your damn break. I am watching you, M96 guy. I have your bus number, too.....

-hmg

Friday, June 4, 2010

Really? You want your life back, Tony Hayward? Really?!

From Newsweek and Consumerist:

Ruining the World

BP CEO Tony Hayward has made gaffe after gaffe defending his company's response to the gulf oil spill. Here are some of his many unfortunate remarks.

Joe Raedle / Getty Images

by Ravi Somaiya

On May 28, Hayward points to the site of the gulf oil spill.

There is a long and awkward history of corporate leaders saying the wrong thing when their companies are facing criticism. Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein responded to his company's role in contributing to the recent financial crisis by suggesting he was doing "God's work." But BP CEO Tony Hayward, whose company just hired a former spokeswoman for Vice President Dick Cheney to help handle the media, has outdone even Blankfein in his unfortunate comments since the company's Deepwater Horizon oil rig blew up on April 20. The blast killed 11 people and sent thick, rust-colored oil billowing into the Gulf of Mexico, destroying natural habitats and devastating the coastal economy.

BP initially estimated that between 1,000 and 5,000 barrels of oil were gushing into the gulf each day. The current consensus pegs the figure at between
12,000 and 19,000 barrels. At 44 days in, it is already the biggest spill in U.S. history, and with no signs of a quick solution to halt the flow of crude, it's dwarfing the 1989 Exxon Valdez disaster in Alaska.

Among Hayward's bizarre statements since the accident:


On April 29,
The New York Times reported that Hayward, apparently exasperated, turned to fellow executives in his London office and asked, “What the hell did we do to deserve this?" (A possible answer might be the company's 760 safety violations over the last three years. ExxonMobil, in contrast, has had just one.)

On May 14, Hayward
attempted to persuade The Guardian that "the Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."

Only a few days later, he
told Sky News that "the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to be very, very modest." That might surprise the many scientists who see the spill as a true environmental calamity, the full extent of which remains unclear....

Read the rest of the quotes here: http://www.newsweek.com/2010/06/02/what-not-to-say-when-your-company-is-ruining-the-world-.html

or at Consumerist: http://consumerist.com/2010/06/5-things-bp-ceo-tony-hayward-wishes-hed-never-said.html

-hmg

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Happy One-Year Anniversary to Hey Rude!!! Our gift - a new webisode!!! "The Stage Whisperer"

It's been one year since we first launched Hey Rude, and to celebrate, we've got a brand new webisode for you!




We want your rude ideas, pictures, videos, anecdotes, stories, whatever! Send them to us at mail.heyrude@gmail.com. And thank you for being a fan. Find us on Facebook, we have a Hey Rude fan page....

-hmg and mrf

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Can you really use booze as a reason?

I really like Fergie, but come on....

Sarah Ferguson: I Was Drinking at Time of Video Sting

Sarah Ferguson says she's yet to see the sting video of herself accepting $40,000 in exchange for access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew. But she knows where her mind was when it happened.

"I haven't faced the devil in the face because I was in the gutter at that moment," she tells Oprah Winfrey. "So I'm aware of the fact that I've been drinking, you know, that I was not in my right place."

The 50-year-old Duchess of York has previously said she was "devastated" by the scandal. On the tape, she tells an undercover reporter, "I can open any door you want" to Andrew, a British trade representative.



The interview on The Oprah Winfrey Show airs Tuesday.

Ferguson, who spoke to Winfrey in Los Angeles on Friday, returned home to the U.K. over the weekend to her supportive children: Princesses Beatrice, 21, and Eugenie, 20.