Yes, it is hot and sticky outside, being that it is summer and all. All of us, yes, ALL, of us, suffer from ole "swamp-ass" in one form or t'other, this is a fact. But, dude on the subway, why must ye reach UNDER your shorts' and underwear's waistbands, whilst you are sitting and reading your past-trendy Stieg Larsson "Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" book, and obviously untangle your man-junk? Why? Why do I have to witness this, o forty-something yuppy-looking guy? I,too, am uncomfortable and bunched up and all, but I WAIT. To do things like this in private. Not when we are all packed in like sardines, staring at one another's crotch areas. Please keep your balls-fingers far, far away from me, grossman. Blechhhhhhh.
-hmg
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