Kent, whom I've known since I was a wee first-grader in Wisconsin, is a fan of the site, and sent us this tasty story:
As it turns out, the worst "HEY RUDE" incident is one that I wasn't able to photograph or video for you. I was at the gym for a work out. Normally I spend some time one of the various pieces of cardio equipment that they have there... all the equipment stair climbers, elliptical trainers, tread mills etc. are all packed tightly packed together... not "room to breath" so to speak.
One day while at the gym, all the elliptical trainers were occupied except for one right next to me. A small petite woman, I'd guess to be in her 50's, comes up and starts marching away on the machine next to me. In a short time, after her arrival, there literally is " no room to breath"... not cause we're packed in so tightly, it's because she decided to lay a horrific fart right smack dab in the middle of all of us. But because we're so close together, everyone starts staring right at me! (of course it couldn't be the little lady right next to me... jeeezzz)
"WHAT YOU DO": I just kept marching away on my machine without breathing!
"WHAT YOU WANT TO DO": I wanted to start shouting, "it's not me!!! ... honestly, it's not me!!"
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