Hey dummy, if you want me to take your class be a little nicer...

Dear Mr. Fit-

I am trying very hard to get myself into better shape. A friend told me you offered this great class and raved how I should try it. Well as soon as I stepped into your door it suddenly got very chilly. Why you ask? Oh because you were an a**hole! Yeah I said it. Instead of making me feel comfortable and welcomed, you made it seem like I had committed some crime, because I had a bad back. Just say I am worried that you will hurt yourself. Is that so difficult? No you had to be sarcastic about how I couldn't do the workout, etc, etc. If you want someone to buy your product try killing them with kindness. (FYI killing them with kindness is an expression, so please do not take it literally) But now that I think of it, you are a bit of a bonehead so you probably can't even read this. So why am I writing...cause maybe someone smarter then you will read it to you.

-MRF